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“It’s 4 O’Clock Somewhere” Your Late Slate Open Thread
Shall we do it again? To The Games! Giants/Cards: The Giants fan with his glass half-full (having had to wash down all that heaping…
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Your First Slate of NFL Football Tilts Open Thread
But soft, what yonder matches approach? I’ve got them right here. To the Games! Raiders/Bills: Las Vegas (and whatever else they’ve been over the…
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Your NFL Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Welcome back! I very much missed the ongoing hilarity exhibited in all the open threads on Thursday, Sunday and Monday. Let’s do it again,…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants] Last night, that didn’t go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed,…
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Your Treasured Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve been through a lot, you and me and Scott Hansen, haven’t we? But it’s not quite over just yet-a tasty NFC East scuffle…
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“Keep It Moving, Keep It Moving”-Your Very Next NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Raiders/Broncos: Though Denver’s wr room is nothing but a collection of tensor bandages, scotch tape and plaster casts, it would behoove…
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The Most Glorious Day in Ever NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome Lards and Lasses, are you as giddy in your shorts or PJ’s or yoga pants or whatever as I am? No doubt. It’s…
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“At Bloody Long Last!” Your Very First Real Game of the 2023/24 Season
I feel the same way every year-excited to see the season running on all cylinders (much like Brick) and a wee bit anxious, knowing…
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Drinking the Blue Kool-Aid for 44 Years-A Giants Season Preview
This will be quick and nasty because I have to be at work shortly. Yeah, 44 years. I figured it out last weekend. I’m…
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Your Very Last NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
I’m a bit kerfuffled in that I thought that the preseason sked always finished on the Saturday night. But here we are with a…