2020 Quotables – Week 13 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 9, 2020December 9, 2020

Week 13. Man, I like Week 13. Even if it brought us to dawn of the 14th week, we made it. First of all, I never expected the season to last this long so... ::pulls out samurai sword and admires blade:: ...kudos to Rodger Goodell, The Shield, the NFLPA, and the players/coaches for

2020 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)

Duchess - December 4, 2020December 4, 2020

[DOOR FLIES OPEN] Alright, Boys gather round its time for Coach Duchess to set you all straight. And by the looks of 2020 thats actually what you all need... looking at you Skylar. Now ya'll been running around here playing slap ass and goofing off... And you need someone to tell

2020 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 1, 2020December 1, 2020

Thanksgiving Quotables. Kind of like The Masters, it's a thing that happens every year. But look, I wanted to use today's above-the-gifs space to talk about Las Vegas. As you may be aware, my internet persona relocated to Sin City last year and, you know, it's a unique city in

2020 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

Don T - November 27, 2020November 27, 2020

¡Hola! This is Don T, long time Quotables lurker, first time Winners poster. Enough formalities: This “lurking” thing… I don’t like it. In this suffocating hellscape we call Real Life, a “lurker” is somewhere in the Voyeur to Psycho spectrum. The stalker vibe clings to a lurker like incompetent quarterbacking to

There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 25, 2020November 25, 2020

Bless yeahright's heart, for amidst all the literal chaos, death, destruction, and despair of 2020, he suggested we all gather 'round the DFO clubhouse fire and share what we're still thankful for this year. It reminds me of the story of the family that moves to a new house, and while

2020 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 24, 2020November 24, 2020

Happy short week from all of us here at Quotables. Checked out for next 6.5 hours of work? Well, have we got a time waster for you! Take a submission and copy it to the comments below with your favorite caption. Then visit on back to [DFO] on Friday for

2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 20, 2020November 20, 2020

Greetings! It's Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here. I'm truly honored to serve as the guest host for this week's edition of Quotables. You're probably wondering "hey, where's Rikki been? He's got like nine different unresolved story arcs kicking around. Did those kids from the Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity ever even make it

2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 17, 2020November 17, 2020

I watched football Sunday. Like, multiple quarters of football. You see, I was laid up with the 'rona a slight cold and got to enjoy the one-station offerings so many of you were commenting about in the early thread before really focusing my attention on the HOMETOWN RAIDERS versus Hippo's

2020 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 13, 2020November 13, 2020

This weeks results intro is c/o Sharkbait. What is this? Back to back Sharkbait posts? That is correct! I have the honor, nay the privilege of bringing you this week's quotables results. Thanks to Blax for asking me to contribute. I thoroughly enjoy this recurring post. It showcases how creative, hilarious, (and

2020 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

We are maintaining a low text profile here at Quotables, as I continue to learn how to navigate this new Wordpress backend. So, without further discussion, below are your Week 9 Quotables submissions.