Yet another Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread

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Somewhere in California.... The Hippo is taking care of some Hippo business today, so you get me. This is meant to get you going until the games start today. First off, can we talk about how hilarious this is? IMG_3026 Hat tip to Redshirt for posting that. Not Zac Taylor is just

Your Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread

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Somewhere in California.... The old man grumbled. He said to himself, "Wait. Was I supposed to do something tomorrow?" He muttered to himself, "Aww, shit! I think I promised to fill in on Saturday mornings now that Hippo is done with JV football and now that he apparently has decided he

The King is Dead, Long Live The King

Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of Pasadena administers the Oath Will you solemnly promise and swear to govern the Peoples of Door Flies Open, your other Realms and the Territories to any of them belonging or pertaining,

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update **Championships** (Week 17)

Hey. That's it Imaginary Internet Friends.  Championship Week 2025 is in the books and we have our league champions crowned. CRUCIAL VITAL MOST IMPORTANT REMINDERS! Teams being promoted to Freezer Vodka League next season: AI Abuelas, Rod Rust never sleeps, Saquon this Penix and The Hunters of Renfrow Teams being relegated to Lowratio League next season: The

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 16)

LemonJello is unavailable this week, so I am back to tell you how things shook out in the Fantasy Football leagues. As you remember, the teams moving up and the teams moving down have already been determined. Congratulations again to: AI Abuelas (Don T), Rod Rust never sleeps (Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli Bogdanski),  Saquon

Your Sunday Night Football Week 16 Open Thread

Somewhere in Baltimore.... The Italian grumbled. He said to himself, "What am I doing out here? This is why you have sons!" He muttered to himself but he knew deep down he had no choice. Some work you just had to do yourself. If you didn't, that would mean the tickets

Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread

Somewhere in Cancún.... The assassin grumbled. She said to herself, "What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!" She muttered to herself but she knew deep down she had no choice. Some work you just had to do yourself. If you didn't, that would mean someone else

Your Sunday Morning NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread

Somewhere in Northern Ontario.... The old man grumbled. He said to himself, "What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!" He muttered to himself but he knew deep down he had no choice. Some work you just had to do yourself. If you didn't, that would

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 15)

Hey. Did real-world injuries torpedo your fantasy football playoffs? Did that waiver wire diamond you've been throwing into the line up finally turn back into a cubic zirconia (or worse?) It feels like we're teetering on the edge of "teams giving up and tanking for draft position" territory with these last