I've been advised to tell you that there are more games in store. Let's dig in. To The Games! Vikes/Seahawks: He processes at a two, three year vet level, is what Minny coach McConnell says of Max Brosmer, today's starter. He was a preseason darling/surprise and today he gets his chance to shine.
OH WE GON DRANK
The Early Slate: Is There Any Meat On This Bone?
Sexy Friday – 20251228
TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering nicely from their food comas. I'm somehow still hungover, but drinking through it all. Word Count Filler Time Let's talk foreign languages. Specifically, we're talking the most difficult to translate words. Klloshar (Albanian): The closest meaning for this word is loser. Like #ThePauls. Pochemuchka (Russian): This describes a person who asks
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Stupid Texas and Non-#BFIB Missouri – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 2.0
Stupid Chefs (+3) at Even Stupider Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) I hate this matchup MOAR than I hate various Xmas Tree (and/or Hannukah Bush) machinations. Would a Most GlorioUs Draw save the day? MAYBE! This is really a resurrection follow-up for both, as the Humps (at KC) and Iggles (at DAL) had each
Between teh LioUns – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 1.0
Packers (+3) at Still-Kinda-Sorta-Fuck LioUns (1:00, Fox) Oh men. Men! (and Doktors and Gumby-adjacents and any lurkers). The Shield gazes deep into our eyes ad pulls out the very specialist gift. Tis the NFC North, as Detroit battles it out with Green Bay. Real stakes, too. The loser drops to 3rd in the
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It’s Your Sunday Night Denouement
People Are Saying This Is The Greatest Slate Ever!
But it isn't remotely true. The neutral observer might get a quality hate-watch but otherwise, Oof! To The Games! Browns/Raiders: Two (wins) plus two (wins) equals unwatchable football. If Shadeur gets a W here sports yakkers across the spectrum will be confused, angry and urine-stained. Well, more urine-stained than usual. Will someone please
It’s Week 12-Will We Get Bologna Salad?
Only if you've touched yourself. The Fins, Chargers, Commies and Broncos are on bye. To The Games! Colts/Chiefs: Huge test for Indy, facing both K.C. and the refs on the road. But they are rested and they do have Jonathan Taylor. Hopefully Jones keeps things simple and avoids turnovers-that way the Chiefs will









