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So Many Narratives, So Little Time
There was some settling of accounts yesterday but some are bleeding into today because some teams can’t finish what they started, right Carolina? To The Games!…
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How The West Was Won, At Your Fingertips
I don’t think it’ll be nominated for as many Oscars though. To The Game! Seahawks/Niners: -My Seed Is Better Than Yours: Ewww? The winner…
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NFC South Slap Fight Ahoy!
The honor of being a One and Done in this year’s playoffs will be decided today! To BaldingSpiritually’s ever-lasting chagrin I’ll be pulling for…
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Sexy Friday – 20260102
TGIF! And hello to our new year. My New Year’s Resolution is to continue being awesome. Word Count Filler Time How about some famous…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: No Mans Land
Welcome to the end of holiday “no mans land”. You know, the week between Christmas and new Year’s where it’s hard to keep track…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And So It Goes
Another year down. Good riddance. I’ll be honest, there wasn’t a lot of good from this year for me. I think of what was…
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Playoff Jockeying Continues Apace
For my money the Rams are the most talented team in the NFC but they’re in this dog-eat-dog division where they get no breaks…
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Niners and Bears, Oh My!
I’m still trying to get accustomed to Chicago being a player in the standings. To The Game! Bears/Niners: -Despite being 11-4 San Franny is…
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Let’s Polish A Turd Together!
There’s only two games in this emaciated slate and one of them features a clash between two 2-loss teams. YEESH! To The Games! Giants/Raiders:…
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Playoff Jockeying Ahoy!
And when that’s not happening there is a Gathering of the Mediocrities. So we’re somewhere on the spectrum no matter the tilt. To The…