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Mr. Ayo - July 19, 2024July 19, 2024

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TGIF! After last week's post my algorithm has been feeding me lots of bamboo information. Didn't realize BIG BAMBOO had such an active marketing department. Anyway, sports are back! The Open, Tour De France, and baseball. Ok, well kind of back. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of The Open, let's say you

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Mr. Ayo - July 12, 2024July 12, 2024

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TGIF! There's nothing on today, unless you're a sicko like me watching the Frenchy bike race replay. I had to get it in early because the power company has decided I won't have any after 9pm BCT today. Fortunately, the vodka is frozen, and the kindle is charged. Survival - Personal

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Mr. Ayo - July 5, 2024July 5, 2024

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TGIF! It's already July? Oh right, it's over 90° here in P.N.W. Thank god for portable ACs. Lots of footy action to get to, so let's get this over with. Survival - Personal Edition Let's throw a party! Even better, let's be that douchebag DJ! Get yourself a mixer. So that mixer

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Mr. Ayo - June 28, 2024June 28, 2024

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TGIF! Since nothing of import happened this week, let's focus on the bounty of sports tonight. Copa America! NHL Draft! Local Baseball! That may not seem like enough to warrant a "bounty" label, but inflation has been a bit crazy lately. Survival - Personal Edition We've all been there. You find yourself

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Mr. Ayo - June 21, 2024June 21, 2024

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TGIF! We're balls deep in footy and ice footy finals. Let's get straight to it! Survival - Personal Edition Heading out to the bar this evening? Here's a fun little game to get some free beers. I'm not responsible for any black eyes. Identify a group of bros drinking together. You want

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Mr. Ayo - June 14, 2024June 13, 2024

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TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus on the Euros and Copa America for some titillating 0-0, or even more exciting 1-1 ties. I kid, i kid. That won't happen until the knockout

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Mr. Ayo - June 7, 2024June 7, 2024

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TGIF! Can't the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I have enough freezer vodka to comfort me. Survival - Personal Edition Let's talk about squirrels. Specifically, how to clean and cook one. Wait, hear me out! Or not,

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Mr. Ayo - May 31, 2024May 30, 2024

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TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their short week. (No offense, LowRatio) By the time you're reading this, I'm melting in Palm Springs. Hope your weekend goes better. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of great weather, let's combine that with some work. That's right, we're going to join a professional video conference from the

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Mr. Ayo - May 24, 2024May 24, 2024

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TGIF! Welcome to the long weekend. Don't forget to pay your respects on Monday. Before that, though, is the best Sunday of the year. It all starts with Sunday Gravy, of course. But then we get the trio of the F1 Monaco GP, followed by the Indy 500, followed by

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Mr. Ayo - May 17, 2024May 17, 2024

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TGIF! One of the great benefits of writing this weekly post is I copy the last week's template. Which means I get to relive all the pictures from the last week. That benefit was totally annulled thanks to RTD's inspired topic for Request Line this week. Thank you, Tina! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBO8WF2vja4 Survival -

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Mr. Ayo - May 10, 2024May 10, 2024

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TGIF! Hopefully no one here caught a stray from Drake and Kendall rap beef. Also, Mother's Day is Sunday, so remember to do something, anything really, for the mothers in your life. Survival - Personal Edition Some of us have regular poker nights. Mine is monthly, first Saturday of the month. But

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Mr. Ayo - May 3, 2024May 3, 2024

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TGIF! Hope no one was arrested for protesting this week. Sure glad nothing embarrassing happened on the campus of my alma mater. Survival - Personal Edition This little guide is a little out of season, but let's just agree it's good training for next year. We're talking, of course, about Canada's Ice