Sexy Friday – 20240726

TGIF! The Olympics are BACK! Ok, so today is just the opening ceremonies, but tomorrow everything gets going for real. Next time they need to add couch activities so JD Vance has something to do.

Survival – Personal Edition

The stuff of nightmares, this one. You’re at the wedding, all decked out in your sweet tux. But, you lost your bow tie. Let’s make an emergency replacement so you don’t look like a total loser.

• Find a starched, white, cloth napkin. That’s right, your bowtie is going to double as a bib.
• Lay it out flat on a table. Use a pencil to draw a circle about one (1) inch in diameter in the middle.
• Then draw a triangle with two (2) inch sides. One point of the triangle should be at the middle of the circle.
• Repeat on the other side. When done, the pencil outline should look be bow tie shaped.
• Grab some scissors and cut out the bow tie from the napkin following the outside of the outline.
• Flip the bow tie over so the pencil marks face your tux.
• Locate some safety pins or tape, and secure your new bow tie to your shirt collar.

Great job! Hopefully there’s an open bar so no one will really notice or care about your hack job of a bow tie.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!