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scotchnaut - September 30, 2019

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No time to talk! Fallout: -Vontaze Burfict will be given the rest of the season off to not think about what he did to Jack Doyle. Somebody cue up Shirley Bassey's History Repeating. -The lesser-known (outside of the Rockies area) Chubb, Brad, is gone for the year. -The even lesser-known (not to me) Ryan Connelly,

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scotchnaut - September 29, 2019September 29, 2019

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Business is brisk at The Salvation Army store on Sundays. It wasn't always this way, hell it wasn't even open on Sunday before I offered to put in the time. You see, the shop is a nondescript building that faces another nondescript building and they're separated by an over-sized walkway.

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scotchnaut - September 29, 2019September 29, 2019

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None of these tilts strike me as that compelling but what do I know? I was dead wrong about the Thursday Nighter. AND AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I'LL BE WRONG AGAIN! I'm not usually that confident in my abilities but being wrong is the exception. You see, the law

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scotchnaut - September 26, 2019September 26, 2019

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Yeah, Melvin Gordon is back in the cranky, hardline bosom of the Spanos family. It's about time a rich white cabal won a showdown against a lone black dude. I feel as though the universe has come back into balance. To no one's surprise, Rikki's Austin Ekeler shares are tanking. Going

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scotchnaut - September 23, 2019September 23, 2019

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As The Hippo-ster mentioned earlier, that was a mighty fine Sunday of the footballing... Fallout- -The phenomenal play of the Panthers Kyle Allen has provided some haters of people that have unique fashion sense a bit of cover. They've got at least another week to explain why a guy that wears a

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scotchnaut - September 22, 2019September 22, 2019

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TO THE (late) GAMES! Panthers/Cards: Things don't look very good for Kyle Allen. The left side of his line is in lousy shape and this fella wasn't even able to finish the one game he got into last year. Carolina will have to lean even more heavily on McCaffrey, who is my

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scotchnaut - September 22, 2019

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Why don't teams have V-L-T (or draw) records? How did the short and curt 'win' win out? Is it because 'victory' is a bit melodramatic? Perhaps. I'd suggest a new word and that is 'wictory'. It's new and exciting and just rolls off Elmer Fudd's tongue. TO THE GAMES! Ravens/Chiefs: All corneas

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scotchnaut - September 19, 2019September 19, 2019

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Wow. This game. THIS GAME. It's got 'turgid' written all over it, don't it? But we'll make the most of it as we always do. I don't even know where to start but I've no choice. TO THE GAME! Titans/Jags: Jalen Ramsey insists that this will be his last time donning this

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scotchnaut - September 16, 2019

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So I was listening to the fantasy football channel on my way home from work today (not a sponsor) when I heard a yeller describe a specific play as "bananacakes!". Sure it could be just a coincidence but I think the long reach of DFO is manifesting itself, peoples! Let's