Your “My Goal Is To Be As Good A Person As My Dog Already Thinks I Am” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got nothing much to talk about this week.  So I’m not gonna.

Trust me, that’s a good thing.  And you’re happier this way.

And in all honesty, I have been so distracted the past few weeks that I couldn’t think of a theme for this week.  So this week’s theme is courtesy of suggestion from SonOfSpam.

But I will say dogs are awesome.

When I first got out of Vet School, I ended up adopting a Rottweiler from a client who couldn’t handle her.  She was boisterous, to be sure.  And slightly aggressive and he wasn’t able to be the alpha.  And therefore, his new fiance wouldn’t allow him to keep her.  So I took her and got her worked out.  And literally, I am not exaggerating, she saved my life twice over the next two years.

Good. Dog.

 

I already had one dog at the time.  He was a Golden Retriever, and a bit older at that point, and he did not like the fact that I brought this new dog into the household.  He used to give me a look as if to say “You’re an asshole for doing this to me”.

But within a couple of months, they became best of friends.

Dogs are good that way.

(And cats aren’t far behind.)

So let’s get to it, shall we?

DOGS!!!!!!!!

**Disclaimer:  Please don’t actually fuck a dog.

I’ve actually got a story about that.  Some of you have heard it.

You get exposed to weird shit when you’re a vet.

Sports Which Will Dog You Out 2Nite

NHL Playoffs

  • Game 2: Columbus @ Tampa Bay (Columbus up 1-0) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: CNBC
  • Game 2: Pittsburgh @ New York Islanders (NYI up 1-0) – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
  • Game 2: St. Louis @ Winnipeg (STL up 1-0) – 9:30pmEDT – TV: CNBC
  • Game 2: Vegas @ San Jose (SJ up 1-0) – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN

NBA

Nada.  Playoffs get going starting tomorrow.

MLB

  • NY Mets @ Atlanta – 7:20pmEDT – TV: MLBN

Full Schedule

Dog Park

I have had the experience of meeting a girl due to having a dog with me.  Girls like cute dogs.  Phrasing.

But the reverse can be true as well.  Give HER dog some attention, and you might get to meet the kitty as well….if you know what I mean.

(ok that was terrible to say but it’s not not true)

Enjoy….

 

Holy Moly.  I’d go doggy style with her.  For like two minutes….

Ok, maybe one minute.

Maybe.

Shit, never mind.

 

I got this

Have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Here’s an email I just received. I’m trying to scrape together the dough right now but if any of you can help, I’d appreciate it:

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scotchnaut

“list of your Facebook friends” was the giveaway to me. You? Friends?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

ha ha that’s so true. I only have relatives on Facebook and even a couple of them are dead now.

ThurberHerder
ThurberHerder
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

More info:

Made in Germany by BMW-Rolls Royce, it’a a fan blade made in solid Titanium, one of 24 that you can see in the front section of a Global Express’ engine, part of what we call the “Fan”.

Each blade cost $20,000 USD so just the blade assembly for the “Fan” costs $480,000 USD.

I weighed it at 2235 grams or around 4.9 lbs and it’s length varies between approximately 16 and 17.75 inches and it’s width is approximately 7.5 inches.

This one was scraped because a defect not even seen to the naked eye (see the little rectangle) but the blade itself is just fine.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s really cool.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Just to clarify, this is from a friend of mine that is a pilot. I’m still in awe of the story and pictures and wanted to share.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

LM 88.4 – world’s largest wind turbine blade

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, and I haven’t watched the footy game yet so like the dairy farmer insists, NO SPOILERS

ballsofsteelandfury

All I’ll say is that it was a good game.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

I wonder if BFC is watching the Cats-Giants game…

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

I saw the headline “Trout to fight Gausha in main event on May 25” on ESPN and thought “Shit, how’s he going to do that?” (It’s not Mike Trout.)

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

“Did someone say… murder?”

— Kitty

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I’m bettin’ on the bird

litre_cola

I give you Edmonton, Alberta. Sweet Jesus.

https://twitter.com/Martin_F_19/status/1116903159367004160

Senor Weaselo

They’re really mad that the front office is wasting McDavid.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I see left shark is playing goalie today.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

But he’s not to be outdone by MAF.

Gratliff

Checking the scores and happy to see Lightning are burning out in the most hilarious way possible

WCS

Looking to pull a ’96 Red Wings at this point.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Going out. If I don’t come back, avenge my death.

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litre_cola

Done and done.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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ballsofsteelandfury

So the theme is doggy, huh?

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

I’m so out of practice linking shit. Nothing wants to work.

ballsofsteelandfury

Makes sure it starts with https and ends with either .jpg, .png, or .gif.

Anything else will get fucked up.

WCS

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Also, Porky, nothing from giphy ever works here. I don’t know why, but, it won’t.

Col. Duke LaCross

How about photobucket?

ballsofsteelandfury

Should work