And because I knew this was coming, I'm not even pissed. NCAA verdict in North Carolina academic case: No violations, penalties for UNC The critical point, as far as the NCAA is concerned, is that the general student body at North Carolina was benefitting from courses in African and Afro-American Studies that
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A Very Special 25 Questions…Plus One
...About this.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfa4YjYF5eg OK, unless you've been living under a rock since yesterday, you've probably heard about Chris Foerster and his mega-stupidity. I've been trying to figure out how to address this in a suitable "DFO-like" manner for the past coupla hours, and it seems like a good job for a Very
Dusty Baker: “It’s Kind of a Downer”
Way to take a stand, Cosby Jr. Nationals suspend assistant hitting coach, reportedly due to 'revenge porn' case "Ask ya homegirl if she wants these [photos] back?" Jones allegedly wrote to a Facebook friend in a message that accompanied the images. "I see your post and she's on some bull (expletive). She's
I’m Shocked….Shocked I Tell You!!!!
Full Disclosure...I'm not really shocked. Not even in the slightest. U*NC has run this investigation, more or less. Why should we now be surprised they have control over its timing? They had that before they even had control over the "investigation". Why NCAA report on UNC academic case will not be released
Baltimore Area Knife Sales Spike, Film at 11
Ravens increase security around Ray Lewis statue after petition to tear it down Jeebus. You really can't make this stuff up, truth really is stranger than fiction. What a piece of human waste. "It only bothers me if I blatantly did something to gain awareness for myself," he said. "What I did is
Trent Richardson somehow lands another contract; joins CFL Roughriders
In surprising news north of the border, Trent Richardson has yet again inexplicably extended his football career by signing with the CFL's Saskatchewan Roughriders. No current contract details were announced, but he should be joining the team immediately, considering that starting back Cameron Marshall is currently nursing a knee injury
I Don’t See The Problem
Ravens photoshop team logo onto Queen Elizabeth II's face, quickly delete creepy tweet She was already pretty creepy. -
Well, duhhhh?!?!?!?
Man accidentally shoots himself, tells police 'black man in hoodie' did it. Oh wait, a black man in a hoodie didn't do it. Never mind.
LIONS SIGN STAFFORD TO $135 MILLION CONTRACT
Quarterback intends to buy the entirety of the City of Detroit; unsure what to do with remaining $130 million
Holy Sh*t! Jerry Lewis Was Alive?
Jerry Lewis died today. He was 91, and here's what AP says. My cool grandma loved him, and he was great in everything I saw. He'll live forever in Krusty, and deserves better than a smart-ass headline.
Johnny Football Coach?
Yeah, I have every faith that THAT would go well. Never mind that the pinhead is so clueless that he decides the best time to share this thought is while being interviewed at the International Football Betting Conference in Costa Rica. Hey look everybody, it's the next Pete Rose. You can bet
Jay Cutler signs with Dolphins
According to Adam Schefter, Jay Cutler signed a one-year, $10-million deal with Miami, and the contract has some performance incentives included as well. This is believed to be unlimited cans of tuna for the duration of the contract. When asked about whether he was excited to be joining the Dolphins,