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Blaxabbath Jr. Naming Thread
— [maternity ward door flies open] — ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations! BLAXABBATH: Thanks! ANDY REID: Have you thought of a…
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Terrell Who?
I’m not taking sides here. Really. And I get the reasoning regarding the ceremony in Canton itself. But this is a bad look for…
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Hey Look, It’s The Next LaVar Ball Everybody!!!!
Wendell Carter Jr.’s mom has beef with Coach K after Marvin Bagley came to Duke early (CBSSports.com) “My initial reaction, I was pissed,” Kylia…
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Fan Injured By Phillie Phanatic’s Hot Dog Cannon
Yes, the jokes write themselves on this one… Phillie Phanatic’s hot dog cannon sends Phillies fan to emergency room (CBSSports.com) From deep within the…
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Does Anyone Really Want To Go To Staten Island This Badly?
I’m calling bullshit. FREE LENNY!!!!!!!!!!!! – Police: Lenny Dykstra threatened to blow his Uber driver’s head off, said he was kidnapped (CBSSports.com) Dykstra, per…
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Hunter Henry Displeases BOLTMAN
Third year tight end Hunter Henry was struck down with an ACL injury on Tuesday, likely sidelining him for the entire 2018 season. BOLTMAN…
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Police Arrest Terrance Williams on Electric Bike for Public Intoxication After Lamborghini Crash
Now, that’s a helluva headline!!!! Police arrest Terrance Williams on electric bike for public intoxication after Lamborghini crash (CBSSports.com) “The driver of the vehicle…
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Jason Witten Is Going To Be Hilarious In The Booth
No, this is not meant as a compliment. I never realized what a douchebag he is. Just saying….. –
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One Man’s Opinion….
Over on the Jags and Rammit!!!! Under on the Pats, Niners and Bolts. And the Browns, of course. 2018 NFL odds, Vegas season win…
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I Guess You Really CAN’T Say Bomb On An Airplane
Packers WR Trevor Davis makes bomb joke at LAX, gets arrested (Yahoo.com) When asked about their luggage, Davis inexplicably looked at the woman he…