Blaxabbath Jr. Naming Thread

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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 — [maternity ward door flies open] — 

ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations!

BLAXABBATH: Thanks!

ANDY REID: Have you thought of a pseudonym for referring to him on DFO yet?

BLAXABBATH: No, actually, I thought maybe the commentist party could make suggestions and I could pick the best one.

ANDY REID: [hands him a box of chocolate cigars]

BLAXABBATH: Oh, that’s so gracious of you! I…hey, why is this box empty!

ANDY REID: I begged you to meet me in the lobby.  I begged you!

Okay folks, get to work!  

 

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Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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Duchess

Wiiaddababby etsaboy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bluabbath

theeWeeBabySeamus

Blax Whole Son

King Hippo

oh WINNER

King Hippo

/actually this is assuming he’s not visibly deformed. Perhaps the blanket is hiding sommet? 😀

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Instead of Brexit, maybe Blaxit, since he split from the womb?

Sharkbait

Was he planned? He could be the Blaxident.

litre_cola

Oh this made me laugh out loud

blaxabbath

Does unilaterally deciding to cease taking her pill count as planned?

Duchess

Damn Trump is right NATO is really overstepping their charter guys

King Hippo

and you didn’t use ur MAN’S RIGHTS 2 unilaterally push her down a flight of stairs? Remind your son of this every time he gives you any back talk.

litre_cola

I have to go with SangriahombreJose on this one. Blaxico Burress, or just Blaxico.

yeah right

Ozzy?

Duchess

Fiatring Aussieauxborne

Duchess

Flauta Spider-Man… cause he’s superior to Chalupa Batman

Beerguyrob

NIB

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Symptom of the Uterus

theeWeeBabySeamus

How sure are we that Sill isn’t the father?

I’ll show myself out.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

The baby didn’t tear it’s way out chewing and clawing while spouting bile and filth and screaming how superior it was?

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Of course I would be concerned if it naturally takes to the bottle.

Senor Weaselo

Hmm, let’s check the discography… masterofreality?

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Combine his future profession with a name:

D.J. Baby Blax aka: D.J. BBlax

and why yes, I would like a window view on the glass bottomed express elevator to hell

Senor Weaselo

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is actually an allegory for temptation, ppl forget that.
/Except backwards I guess?

Duchess

It’s a Modern Day Dantes Inferno

Duchess

He’s going to be a professional dyslexic lawyer?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

whitesnake

King Hippo

blaxnoofence

ballsofsteelandfury

Blaxinho

Sharkbait

Congrats Blaxabbath!

How about
Blaxabbath 2: Electric Boogaloo