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— [maternity ward door flies open] —
ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations!
ANDY REID: Have you thought of a pseudonym for referring to him on DFO yet?
BLAXABBATH: No, actually, I thought maybe the commentist party could make suggestions and I could pick the best one.
ANDY REID: [hands him a box of chocolate cigars]
BLAXABBATH: Oh, that’s so gracious of you! I…hey, why is this box empty!
ANDY REID: I begged you to meet me in the lobby. I begged you!
Okay folks, get to work!