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Blaxabbath Jr. Naming Thread

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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 — [maternity ward door flies open] — 

ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations!

BLAXABBATH: Thanks!

ANDY REID: Have you thought of a pseudonym for referring to him on DFO yet?

BLAXABBATH: No, actually, I thought maybe the commentist party could make suggestions and I could pick the best one.

ANDY REID: [hands him a box of chocolate cigars]

BLAXABBATH: Oh, that’s so gracious of you! I…hey, why is this box empty!

ANDY REID: I begged you to meet me in the lobby.  I begged you!

Okay folks, get to work!  

 

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Duchess

Wiiaddababby etsaboy

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bluabbath

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Blax Whole Son

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King Hippo

oh WINNER

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King Hippo

/actually this is assuming he’s not visibly deformed. Perhaps the blanket is hiding sommet? 😀

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ArmedandHammered

Instead of Brexit, maybe Blaxit, since he split from the womb?

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Sharkbait

Was he planned? He could be the Blaxident.

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litre_cola

Oh this made me laugh out loud

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blaxabbath

Does unilaterally deciding to cease taking her pill count as planned?

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Duchess

Damn Trump is right NATO is really overstepping their charter guys

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King Hippo

and you didn’t use ur MAN’S RIGHTS 2 unilaterally push her down a flight of stairs? Remind your son of this every time he gives you any back talk.

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litre_cola

I have to go with SangriahombreJose on this one. Blaxico Burress, or just Blaxico.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

In honor of the events occuring when he was born, Blaxevich

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Or maybe Blaxundsson

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Blaxecond

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Blaxlunnath (cause Monday, you see)

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yeah right

Ozzy?

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Duchess

Fiatring Aussieauxborne

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Duchess

Flauta Spider-Man… cause he’s superior to Chalupa Batman

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Beerguyrob

NIB

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Symptom of the Uterus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

How sure are we that Sill isn’t the father?

I’ll show myself out.

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ArmedandHammered

The baby didn’t tear it’s way out chewing and clawing while spouting bile and filth and screaming how superior it was?

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ArmedandHammered

Of course I would be concerned if it naturally takes to the bottle.

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Senor Weaselo

Hmm, let’s check the discography… masterofreality?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Master of Poopets?

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ArmedandHammered

I would have said Master of Pooplets, but from my experience no baby bowel movements are ever small.

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ArmedandHammered

Combine his future profession with a name:

D.J. Baby Blax aka: D.J. BBlax

and why yes, I would like a window view on the glass bottomed express elevator to hell

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Senor Weaselo

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is actually an allegory for temptation, ppl forget that.
/Except backwards I guess?

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Duchess

It’s a Modern Day Dantes Inferno

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Duchess

He’s going to be a professional dyslexic lawyer?

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

whitesnake

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King Hippo

blaxnoofence

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ballsofsteelandfury

Blaxinho

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Sharkbait

Congrats Blaxabbath!

How about
Blaxabbath 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My own suggestion is “Blaxito”.

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Beerguyrob

Blaxico Burris was right there!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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