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The day is here.
It has arrived.
Today, the day after the MLB All Star game, is officially the slowest sports day in the entire calendar year.
Not a single one of the major sports are playing meaningful games.
This is the absolute pinnacle of nothingness, the zenith. The anti-nadir. The nexus of nothingness. The absolute goddamn peak of non-sports happenings.
You can use the more scientific term if you want and say that there is “diddly dick” on to watch tonight.
What do we have?
Jesus, I can’t even bear to put this out there.
The British Open starts tomorrow and the Tour de France is on tomorrow morning but tonight?
And fuck the fuck out of you ESPN I ain’t watching your bullshit ESPY propaganda!
What we do have is training camps starting imminently! Baltimore already has a little something happening with all veterans reporting for training camp today in Owings Mills MD. The Bears report for camp tomorrow.
In additional NFL news: Revis Island is officially closed! After an 11 year career of mostly stellar performance, Darrelle Revis is calling it a day.
Here’s his announcement.
Let the debate on his HOF credentials begin. I can see him making the Hall but the big debate will be is he first ballot material? Here come the takes!
EA Sports also announced that Antonio Brown will “grace” the cover of “Madden ’19.”
Is the Madden curse real? Adjust your fantasy draft accordingly if you think it is.
And finally the Saints signed former Patriots and Giants RB Shane Vereen in a move that excites virtually no one!
Training Camps have started!
We just have to survive this last cold, lonely night in the abyss.
Give each other a hug. Buy each other a drink. Tell stories of yesteryear to pass the time. Take this time to maybe actually spend quality time with your fam…
Nah I’m just fucking with you.
So let’s hang out and shoot the shit while this last agonizing day of no sports dwindles into our rear view mirrors for another year.
We can rise above this!
Talk to me people!