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Dusty Baker: “It’s Kind of a Downer”
Way to take a stand, Cosby Jr. Nationals suspend assistant hitting coach, reportedly due to ‘revenge porn’ case “Ask ya homegirl if she wants…
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I’m Shocked….Shocked I Tell You!!!!
Full Disclosure…I’m not really shocked. Not even in the slightest. U*NC has run this investigation, more or less. Why should we now be surprised…
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Baltimore Area Knife Sales Spike, Film at 11
Ravens increase security around Ray Lewis statue after petition to tear it down Jeebus. You really can’t make this stuff up, truth really is…
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Trent Richardson somehow lands another contract; joins CFL Roughriders
In surprising news north of the border, Trent Richardson has yet again inexplicably extended his football career by signing with the CFL’s Saskatchewan Roughriders.…
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I Don’t See The Problem
Ravens photoshop team logo onto Queen Elizabeth II’s face, quickly delete creepy tweet She was already pretty creepy. –
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Well, duhhhh?!?!?!?
Man accidentally shoots himself, tells police ‘black man in hoodie’ did it. Oh wait, a black man in a hoodie didn’t do it. Never…
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LIONS SIGN STAFFORD TO $135 MILLION CONTRACT
Quarterback intends to buy the entirety of the City of Detroit; unsure what to do with remaining $130 million
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Holy Sh*t! Jerry Lewis Was Alive?
Jerry Lewis died today. He was 91, and here’s what AP says. My cool grandma loved him, and he was great in everything I…
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Johnny Football Coach?
Yeah, I have every faith that THAT would go well. Never mind that the pinhead is so clueless that he decides the best time…
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Jay Cutler signs with Dolphins
According to Adam Schefter, Jay Cutler signed a one-year, $10-million deal with Miami, and the contract has some performance incentives included as well. This…