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HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER
MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh…simple-minded fool…
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Pete Rose….Apparently That Has Multiple Meanings
Why am I not surprised? Of course this sociopath had sex with underage girls. OF COURSE HE DID. The profile fits perfectly. And yet…
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Trubisky fumbles 3 snaps in practice drill and other news
ESPN noted that 1st Rounder Trubisky fumbled three times during practice the other day! THREE TIMES! Oh man, write him up as a bust…
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BEARS LB FREEMAN SAVES STRANGER WITH HEIMLICH MANEUVER
“We know everything there is to know about choking” says five-year veteran.
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Anti-Millenial Gloating Achieves Apex
The over-29 Internet contingent is claiming a resounding victory for truth. “See, SEE; I told ya” was the general outcry of every person with…
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Good Luck, Roberto Osuna…Sincerely
We enjoy being irreverent here, yes. But good for him putting his health first. (Jays too, but still hate ’em)
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A Match Made In Hell
Should be self-explanatory. It’s a good thing I don’t live in the DC area anymore.
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Jeremy Maclin Makes Huge Mistake
“I really wanted to fuck up my chance to make a real difference with a great team,” says the newly-signed Baltimore Raven receiver.
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I Accidentally Had Vodka For Breakfast
The culprit: I opened the fridge and grabbed a half-empty water bottle of a greenish, Crystal Like substance. I gulped some during my commute…
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Don Zimmer’s Ghost to Pedro Martinez:
Wake up and smell the coffee, idiot …. errrrr, I mean unofficial organization mouthpiece.
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