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  • HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER

    August 4, 2017

    MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh…simple-minded fool…    

  • Pete Rose….Apparently That Has Multiple Meanings

    August 3, 2017

    Why am I not surprised? Of course this sociopath had sex with underage girls.  OF COURSE HE DID.  The profile fits perfectly. And yet…

  • Trubisky fumbles 3 snaps in practice drill and other news

    July 30, 2017

    ESPN noted that 1st Rounder Trubisky fumbled three times during practice the other day! THREE TIMES! Oh man, write him up as a bust…

  • BEARS LB FREEMAN SAVES STRANGER WITH HEIMLICH MANEUVER

    July 24, 2017

    “We know everything there is to know about choking” says five-year veteran.

  • Anti-Millenial Gloating Achieves Apex

    June 30, 2017

    The over-29 Internet contingent is claiming a resounding victory for truth. “See, SEE; I told ya” was the general outcry of every person with…

  • Good Luck, Roberto Osuna…Sincerely

    June 24, 2017

    We enjoy being irreverent here, yes.  But good for him putting his health first. (Jays too, but still hate ’em)

  • A Match Made In Hell

    June 12, 2017

    Should be self-explanatory. It’s a good thing I don’t live in the DC area anymore.  

  • Jeremy Maclin Makes Huge Mistake

    June 12, 2017

    “I really wanted to fuck up my chance to make a real difference with a great team,” says the newly-signed Baltimore Raven receiver.

  • I Accidentally Had Vodka For Breakfast

    May 10, 2017

    The culprit: I opened the fridge and grabbed a half-empty water bottle of a greenish, Crystal Like substance. I gulped some during my commute…

  • Don Zimmer’s Ghost to Pedro Martinez:

    May 8, 2017

    Wake up and smell the coffee, idiot ….   errrrr, I mean unofficial organization mouthpiece.

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