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A Rational Look at the Bears 1st Round Trade
So, for the most part, folks are crapping on the Bears for moving up one spot from 3 to 2 in order to draft…
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Breaking: ESPN Lays Off a Bunch of People, Some of Whom You Might Like
Earlier today (it’s still before midnight DFO time!) ESPN laid off a whole bunch of people from their on-air staff including SportsCenter anchors, people on…
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Lionel Messi: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (Part 107)
Messi received a nasty, teeth-loosening elbow on the first half of el clásico at Real Madrid. He had to change the jersey because it…
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Murderer Commits one last homicide in Prison
Aaron Hernadez, who still elicits remarks like “sure he killed people, but at least he didn’t play like Ras-I Dowling,” committed suicide in his cell.…
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Note: The Crew of the Covenant Died On The Way Back to Their Home Planet
FOCUS GROUP LEADER: Okay, how many of you kids would like the crew of the Covenant to deal with real life problems like the ones…
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49ers GM Invites Scorned Raider Fans to “Come and Jump On Our Train”
Invitation seen as an olive branch to woo back lucrative Hobo Demographic lost after Tomsula firing.
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OWNERS APPROVE RAIDERS’ MOVE TO LAS VEGAS BY 31-1 VOTE
“Why can’t we get that kind of solidarity behind naked greed?” asks Paul Ryan
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Entire Chargers Fan Base Attends LA Marathon
The irony of those shirts is just too much for me to handle.
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Rex Ryan’s Media Career Is Afoot
Rex Ryan “will be a permanent fixture in studio now” for ESPN’s Sunday NFL Countdown after signing a multi year deal. 2016 in-studio talent…
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Jason Pierre Paul Signs Four-Year Deal With Giants
Contract is actually for three and a bit years, because that’s as high as he can count now.