Saturation Saturday (Early Edition)

Muy buenos días, ladies and degenerates, minors without parental supervision, sociopaths all. I will be subbing this AM because King Hippo picked this weekend to cram all the continuing Donks re-education courses, per Sean Payton’s overhaul of the franchise into a constitutional theocracy. Hippo showed me some Powerpoint slides, and

Lesser Footy Merde Platter

Because that's what my mind is full of, and not just because the poop-loving Germans have sent a representative to the Shempions Final.  It's not Bear Team, no!  It's the spunky island of misfit toys, the Yellow Wall of Borussia Dortmund (spoiler alert - more Bo content to follow!). Sadly, they