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Below follows Part 2 of our Roundtable, which doubles as evening Open Thread. Three commenters represent Murrika, and 3 for Canadia. No moose were injured in the compiling of this “thought.”
New Question: who will be the late round/low auction price quarterback who makes you kick yourself for passing up?
Joe Burrow. He may have had the deads last year but I think he bounces back nicely. Otherwise… uh… somehow, fuckin… Jameis???
(Ugh)
I maintain that Sean Payton’s Beach Brain will insist on splitting thing evenly between Jameis and Taysom.
The epitome of fantasy spoiler
Is anyone going to be the fucker who gambles on Prison Girlfriend? I mean, garbage time counts just fine (see Burrow, Joe) but I just don’t see Urban Meyer translating well to the NFL at all.
I feel like he might have three hot weeks (Houston, Denver and Arizona) and be valuable trade bait
The 500s might be the team I target for streaming. As in I want whatever skill players (especially RB) and almost any D/ST that are playing those fuckwits.
I think that’s still Adams or bust in that offense.
My first $1 bid might be Janeane Garafolo. She has a point to prove to the Phallocracy
I’ll put it out there-I think D. Henry is an outlier and can handle another 300+ carries with no worries.
when Father Time calls for el Tractorcito – it will be sudden and brutal. But until that day comes, he’s valuable as fuck. Because folk will always worry.
which is probably why I never value into him. I keep thinking “can he really survive on Matty Ice garbage time week after week?” Even though he obviously has/does.
Matt Ryan is the quarterback every coach between 1950 and 1993 masturbated to: mostly steady with flashes of incredible production. Never brilliant. Never innovative. But almost always trustworthy
oh yeah, Dan Reeves would have traded Our Equine Lord and SavioUr and like, three 1sts for him.
As for Derrick Henry: I will give everyone on this roundtable 10 bucks if he plays 15 or more games
He’s huge and he’s reckless and human connective tissue just isn’t made to support Rob Liefeld Character muscles
@The Maestro I resent your implication. I am an officer of the court and an ordained Pastafarian holy man
I stand by my word
You see that phenomenon play out with Saquon. But Tractorcito is the Wikipedia entry for “outlier.”
It also seems like Saquon is having those “maybe I should stop while I am still able to walk” thoughts in his head
Saquon will break again this season. Book it. Next roundtable question. Is Josh Jaxobs now fucked because of the Drake? Hate the Drake.
Rev I really don’t like the vibes you are sending out west here. 1st the Watson thing (which will happen) now this…… I am fucked both cuz the Iggles are going to suck and that my FF year will be trash.
Seriously, the only aspect of fantasy I am still decent at…is working the waiver wire.
Saquon seems a little…large for a molestation candidate. So less mental trauma than the standard Nittany Lion.
Then hopefully he gets cut. Not that I’m a vested Diggs owner or anything
- Herbert will have three good games and then be lost for the season. Not from a football injury- he will ask the team doctor for some acne medication and will end up looking like Nikki Lauda
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2. WFT. Beasley’s louder, but Washington’s vax rate is godawful. If having a well-regarded coach that the virus might kill didn’t motivate them, nothing will.
Last I saw he was keeping mum. Which is not reassuring, although there are a not-inconsiderable number of folks getting them and not telling anyone
Apparently he’s not wearing the wristband and mask around the facility, according to Bills Twitter.
Updating the Kamara/Saints issue, per Rotowire – • Taysom Hill started camp with the first-team offense, while Jameis Winston took second-team reps. Nevertheless, coach Sean Payton said afterward that both will rotate with the first team as they compete for the starting gig. The choice has ramifications for the whole Saints offense. Winston is the better downfield passer and looked sharp with his deep balls on the first day of practice, while Hill didn’t attempt a pass of more than eight yards. Granted, it’s only one day of camp, but it illustrates how the Saints’ offensive weapons are likely to be affected utilized once the regular season gets underway.
Herbert will get hurt.
As for the 1st team to get hit with a Rona loss imma go with Quardinals, seems fitting down there with the Republicans and olds. Fun fact, STI’s are higher with the olds than at ASU.
As for the 1st team to get hit with a Rona loss imma go with Quardinals, seems fitting down there with the Republicans and olds. Fun fact, STI’s are higher with the olds than at ASU.
I think CEH will continue to frustrate and Chubb rock with outplay KHUNT and take over. Miles Sanders will get an ouchie again and Kerryon will lead the Iggles to a sparkling 5-13 record.
Behind D Watson
I remember reading that uber-right fever swamp Florida retirement community “The Villages” is a scorching VD hotspot.
Also, what are everyone’s team names this season? Currently I’m “Sherman did nothing wrong” referencing William Tecumseh Sherman
Thanks to Richard Sherman, I may have to change
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