Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here's a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished up really quickly. Good morning, boys and girls. Here at DFO, we don't recommend/encourage morning drinking, but we are happy to share creative ideas for those who wish
Tag: Booze porn
Help BFC Stock the Bar
Greetings, imaginary and non-imaginary friends alike! Lady BFC and I have ceased our nomadic lifestyle and have finally landed in a new home. That's all very exciting, yes yes, but let's focus on the important thing--I can FINALLY stock my bar. My neglected, nearly drained, and yet still-beloved-despite-largely-being-abstract-for-nigh-a-year bar. For the
