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Your “Oh God – Anything But Golf” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - April 8, 2021
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NFL Noise: The Bengals are apparently the last team to create a Ring of Honor of some type in their stadium. The first inductees will be Paul Brown & Anthony Munoz. Fans will vote on the next two inductees this season. Knowing the good folks of the Queen City, the

Your “Crisis? What Crisis?” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 8, 2021March 8, 2021
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NFL Nuggets: Tuesday might be an ugly day in NFL head offices, as there's no idea what to do with the franchise tag. The deadline is supposed to be 4:00pm ET, but without a firm salary cap - currently estimated at $180 million - teams are hesitatnt to make decisions.

Your “It’s A Long Way Coming Down” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 26, 2019June 26, 2019
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NFL Nuggets: The Bengals curse lives on: first-round pick Jonah Williams will miss all of 2019 with a torn labrum & surgery to repair same. As noted by Mr. Ayo in last night's open thread, this is but the latest in what appears to be a clear pattern of fragile

Your “How The Hell Did That Happen?” Monday Night Football Preview & Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - November 6, 2017November 6, 2017
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NFL News: Hippo's got you covered for all the weirdness of the weekend, but I'd just like to take a minute to ask the pertinent question - How the hell did that happen? - to things like: Blair Walsh missed three field goals, all wide-left. If only they'd had some indication

The Further Adventures of THE RED ROCKET

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 21, 2015August 21, 2015
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ANNOUNCER:  When last we left our intrepid adventurer, THE RED ROCKET, he had been placed in peril yet again by the forces of THE FAT HUMPS, and was defeated soundly, ending last season of ADVENTURES OF THE RED ROCKET with a resounding thud.  Luckily, since he was born without a

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