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yeah right - December 26, 2022December 26, 2022
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Welcome folks! It is I, resident Food Dude and your humble narrator yeah right. Our regular host Scotchy was unable to attend this evening. Simple matter of being quite busy with "holiday stuff." Oh yeah, does anyone know the best way to clean up pancreatic fluid? Just curious. Anyway. How have the

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The Maestro - October 2, 2015October 2, 2015
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Week 4 kicked off last night with an abortion of a football game between the Steelers and Ravens, which I managed to catch only the very tail end of - the Josh Scobee missed field goal and the overtime inanity of the Steelers' playcalling. So all in all, this has

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Old School Zero - September 3, 2015August 22, 2015
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(Pictured above: a child's conception of Boltman) [Ed. Note--for best results, open the links in a new tab as you read and close them after about 10 - 20 seconds; this will provide the full experience of having songs emanate from various foam parts of Boltman's costume] FINALLY, BOLTMAN can see the END

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