Football Talk From A Stand Up Comedian

Emcee: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the Laff Hole! You guys ready to have some fun? You look like a great crowd! Except this guy, right? He knows what's up. Hey, where you from Romeo? Guy Wearing A Wrinkled Polo Shirt: Uh, like, a few miles away. Emcee: (pregnant pause) Emcee: Wow, you