INT. POOL DECK - NIGHT Overhead shot of a pool deck filled with partygoers, which tracks backward and ends inside the open window of an upstairs bedroom. The camera pans sideways to focus on ZEKE, who is looking out over the party, pensively. ZEKE turns as the door to the bedroom
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DFO Insider: Reboot
EDITOR'S NOTE: If you came here looking for the Ultimate Roger Goodell Mixtape, stay tuned - we'll be publishing it next week to coincide with the draft. In the meantime...let's check in with our two favorite sleazy Hollywood producers... INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A sleazy Hollywood producer sits at his
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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are fulfilling their investor-mandated office hours. One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - appears to be hard at work, depositing royalty checks, opening and closing manilla folders, and making notes on a post-it pad. The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY -
DFO Insider: Shelved for Retooling
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are hard at work. One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - is inspecting his recent manicure, occasionally frowning at imperfections. The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is impatiently peering at a six-pack planter of seedlings. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Come on, damn you! Hurry up
DFO Insider: Calendar Boys
DFO Insider: The Bearistocrats!
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are huddled over the speakerphone, listening to a pitch for a new reality series. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: It's not that we don't like the concept. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: We love the concept. DTZM: Seven beautiful women... RTD: A tropical island resort... DTZM: Each week one get
DFO Insider: Problems With The Third Act
DFO Insider: A Quarterback’s Purpose
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are talking to their lawyer on speakerphone. RIGHT REVEREND ELECTRIC MAYHEM: ...I mean, they're both orangutans, they're both librarians, they both only ever say "ook"...I'm just saying that I don't think throwing premiere tickets at him is going to make this
DFO Insider: A Bronco’s Tale
DFO Insider: Diversity Day
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers lounge on a pair of couches while an exhausted-looking intern works through a gigantic stack of script proposals, summarizing each one. Neither producer pays much attention; RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY is tapping out text messages on his phone while DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS
DFO Insider: LA Fitness
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - APRIL 2012 A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a "brainstorming" session. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: ...and JJFozz was passed out on the couch THE WHOLE TIME! RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [finishes snorting line of cocaine] And he never found out? DTZM: Well, what, did you think SHE was going