All good things must come to an end. Frank Lampard saved Everton from itself in 2021-22, but had no answers for this season. Still, he was an honest and decent professional, with modern management ideals. He knew Everton needed to get with the times, press more, control the ball, get
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Saturday De-Motivational and Lesser Roll Call
The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. - Kenny Rogers, 20th century American poet I thought. I would. Be mooooorrrre than this.. - Cloud Nothings, 21st century American poets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIitQNXVgb8 Life is a wet bag of shit. Just a matter of when it breaks, not if. And how
The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again
Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search...have not been encouraging. There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom. But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez is gone, and I can watch my beloved Toffees again. Which is timely, given that Everton/Villa are the wakey-bakey Saturday offering (7:30, USA). Slippy G returns to
Watch City Pass Everton to Death Pre-Scotchy Thread
Dreams Like This Must Die (‘Everton, That’ Edition)
Yeah, it's been a bad week. There is no silver lining. Reportedly, Everton only received minimal (or even ZERO) compensation from the Real Cuntfaces of Madrid. Sure, Ancelotti (no MOAR affectionate nickname) will be lucky to survive the season at the Bernebau. No, I don't care whether I spelled it correctly,