2018 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 29, 2019January 29, 2019

Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in Hawaii Orlando (at least it's not Phoenix!) to crack wise on the images you see below. They truly are the best of the best (minus those commenting in the Superb Owl, those who may

2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 25, 2019January 25, 2019

You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn't watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure am not! That being said, I'm expecting a plethora of good material for next week, where Quoteables will march on, Hate Week and all. It's gonna

2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 22, 2019January 22, 2019

This was the first weekend I've sat down by myself and watched football in 2 years. It was definitely a mixed bag. One the one hand, the games were much closer than I could've possibly expected and it was a little exciting to see some new blood doing well this

2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 18, 2019January 18, 2019

Good lord, we made it to Friday. This whole "working 5 days in a row" thing has got to go. I mean, we're not JJ Watt or a nyet of Russians toiling in the beet mines for Bressus' sakes. That being said, you guys really brought your A GAME this

2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Submissions) & Wild Card Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

Well, what a wonderful weekend it was. The Football Clippers got the thrashing they so badly deserved, Jason Garret had a fine eating of defeat, Andy Reid unhinged his jaw and started devouring the Colts early enough for the clock not to matter and Alshon Jeffery probably won't be catching many

2018 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Submissions) & Week 17 Goodell (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 10, 2019January 10, 2019

Hey everybody, welcome to another (late) week of Quotables. I will be taking over this segment for Blax from here until the end of the season, unless my worst possible outcome occurs, in which case I'l have drank until my heart stops and someone else will have to take over

2018 Quotables – (Very Late) Week 17 Goodell (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 4, 2019January 10, 2019

Earlier this week, Blax let everybody know he wasn't going to be able to do Quoteables this week, which I assumed meant he was having a procedure of some kind done. As such, no one really got around to doing much of anything, until I foresaw some spare time at

2018 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 21, 2018December 21, 2018

Here it is. Your Week 15 Quotables Results. See you all back here on Christmas for our regular season finale.

2018 Quotables – DELAYED Week 14 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 20, 2018

Flashback to high school (college for the US readership contingent; middle school for our Asian readers) where you gotta take a Week 15 exam without even knowing how you did on Week 14. How do you know how much to study? How do you know what you don't know? Alas,

2018 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

First off, losing to the 2018 49ers is a Michael Irvin sized bump, Seattle media. Anyways, I am just now remembering that you all deserve results from last week. I straight up forgot. I guess I was too busy WINNING fantasy while starting Josh Rosen! Nah - I'll get those together for