2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Submissions) & Wild Card Weekend (Results)

Well, what a wonderful weekend it was. The Football Clippers got the thrashing they so badly deserved, Jason Garret had a fine eating of defeat, Andy Reid unhinged his jaw and started devouring the Colts early enough for the clock not to matter and Alshon Jeffery probably won’t be catching many batteries back in Philly either. With my worst possible outcome out of the way, there really isn’t a team left in the running that I wish any ill towards, with the obvious exception of the FIGHTIN’ TAWWMYS. If the Chiefs manage to make it past them, this will be the first time in a very long while that I would be happy with any of the remaining teams taking it all. From my perspective, it goes a little something like this:

• RAAAAAAMMMMM IT!
  • Worst possible outcome for the Spanoi
    • Will ensure any amount of traction the second team in LA may have gained in the market to be completely blown out the pipes of the Hyperion
    • I will still feel a tinge of guilt for DTZM and the former St. Louis fans though
• GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO
  • Most liked actual team outcome
    • I love me some Breesus and there are a lot of likeable players on this team. And they are fun to watch.
• Better Maholmes and Gardens
  • Start of an AFC West dynasty?
    • All I’m saying here is now that KHunt is gone, this team is also fairly likeable and has the makings of being able to dominate this division for the next few years. More great timing to continue to screw over the Spanoi.

I don’t even need to talk about the last one. We all know how badly that ends.

Anywho, this is the final time this season that I’ll be combining Submissions and Results into one post. We’ll be back on our usual track going forward. And hey, you can’t fault me too much for picking one of my own again. You guys gotta #RISEANDGRIND if you want to win, so get to it!

Wild Card Results: