BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 15, 2025August 10, 2025

Well, Sharky still isn't back, so you're stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let's keep our travel theme going and head over to France, where I've somehow found myself twice this summer. It was for work, mother! (Or one of the times was at least). At the risk of turning

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Go Irish

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 8, 2025August 6, 2025

Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation. I'm Tits Magee. You're getting a few substitute teacher editions of cocktail of the week this month (and year?) since The Family Sharkbait (or en español Los Sharkbait) are doing some traveling (I'll leave it to him

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 30

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 30, 2024May 30, 2024

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe say

Your “What’s Lying Around” Contentmine and Liver Filling Cocktail of Right Meow

OH WE GON DRANK

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 9, 2023August 9, 2023

It is HOT AS BALLS in DC right meow (and as a general rule). And like a genius, I biked back from getting a haircut, which makes me a sweaty mess. HOWEVA, it also means I earned a drink. And wouldn't you know it, I have a fully stocked bar

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 19” Thursday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 20, 2023July 20, 2023

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round Recap Redux” Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 1, 2023June 1, 2023

Good evening and Happy June. I'm writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our first date, and if I'm in the DFO clubhouse typing away instead of celebrating, something has gone horribly wrong. Speaking of things going horribly wrong, the reason

Your Substitute Sunday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 14, 2023May 13, 2023

DonT is off tonight. I can't remember if it was something about a "deposition" or a "deep position in your mom." Speaking of, how was everyone's mother's day? Sufficiently loaded with guilt about how you didn't quite do enough or did too much in a poorly thought out attempt to offset

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 14” Thursday Night Open Thread

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 23, 2023March 23, 2023

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Not-So-Instant BFC Thoughts (on Aussie Footy)

BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 21, 2023April 6, 2023

Did you get that thing I didn't send you? Consider this an alternative "AFL Beat" that will mainly focus on the games I watched/tracked this weekend (and I make no promises of doing this on the reg). Keep in mind that I watch these games post hoc on the WatchAFL app,

Cheers to the Centenarian Club!

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 24, 2023January 24, 2023

Interior, a sitting room decorated like your grandmother's living room in 1989 (except no plastic covers on the couch). Orange and blue crepe paper streamers and similar regalia are scattered across the room, and two men are hanging up additional decorations. Guy 1: So...what's the haps? Guy 2: We're celebrating the old