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Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 24, 2017July 24, 2017
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NFL News: Based on his gradual recovery from shoulder surgery, Andrew Luck will start camp on the PUP list. more time foar gravy! Also PUP'd - Teddy Bridgewater. He is expected to be on it to start the season, which means he'll automatically miss the first 6 games. Honestly, I

Your “Oh God – Am I Stepping On Toes?!” Wednesday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 31, 2016August 31, 2016
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There's a game tonight? THERE'S A GAME TONIGHT! You may thank God/disaster preparations for this blessing. Washington & Tampa got moved to Wednesday because there might be a tropical storm hitting the Bay on Thursday night, and that was projected to quintuple the number of people expected to contract MRSA via

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Beerguyrob - August 29, 2016August 29, 2016
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NFL Weekend Injury & Early Cuts Round-Up: Nice work, Mark Sanchez - Trevor Siemian has been named Denver's Week 1 starter. Luke Kuechly is listed as day-to-day due to blood loss from his hard-on. kudos to ESPN for going the extra mile and pondering if Siemian might be the worst Week

Your “It’s The Methadone We Get” Thursday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 23, 2016June 23, 2016
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NFL News: Terry Pegula said the Bills are going forward with looking at ideas about a new stadium. The lease on The Ralph goes through 2022, and there's hints they may move downtown. It's hard to tell if DeMarco Murray is happy to be in Tennessee or happy to be

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