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King Hippo - November 4, 2019November 3, 2019

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Welcome to Monday, ladies and (chuckle) gentlemen - it was a full MANDATORY 14 hours of glorious FITBAW!  But of course, some fixtures were more glorious than others. [EDITOR'S NOTE: Hippo is wise, but like the ancient Oracle at Delphi, he often speaks in a...cryptic...language that can require some interpretation. Thus, the

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King Hippo - October 28, 2019October 27, 2019

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What Week 8 lacked in greatness, it made up for it with folly.  Oh, folly abounded. Chi****/ex-San Diego played perhaps the derpiest game I have ever seen, at least without weather playing a major role.  Bollo del Verdad remained atrocious.  Matt Nagy wisely ran, ran, then ran some more...for most of

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King Hippo - October 21, 2019October 20, 2019

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Forgive me if these are even shittier than usual - I'm not in a particularly decent mood (even by Hippo standards). Naturally, one should lead off with the Tomsulas' 9-nil win over the Dacteds in wet, dire Landover.  Under 10 points for both sides combined, in a game with no snow

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King Hippo - October 7, 2019October 6, 2019

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The best one can really ever expect out of this piece of shit life is a mixed bag.  Thusly, I found out (having to run an annoying parenting errand) that I could NOT get the satellite broadcast of my Donks continuing to shitcan King Laserface, but instead was stuck listening

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King Hippo - September 30, 2019September 30, 2019

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Heidy-ho, it's a glorious Monday morning with a sense of order returned to the universe.  That's right, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals have won the National League Central, and will make the playoffs relevant again.  Thank you, Jack Flaherty. But what of Donks WOO!!!??  Well, they sure tried hard again!  Our Equine

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King Hippo - September 23, 2019September 22, 2019

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My oh my.  Sunday was a fine September day indeed.  As a preliminary matter, I sweated my balls off through the fourth consecutive 1-run win by mah beloved, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals in Wrigley.  First such sweep since 1921.  But you come to hear of the footy, and there was some quite

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King Hippo - September 16, 2019September 15, 2019

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Sometimes, everything sucks all at once.  This was my sportsball weekend.  Thanks for showing me you can get darker, Darkest Timeline. Did you know that Stephen Gostkowski missed TWO extra points yesterday?  I mean, the P*ts still won 43-fucking-0, so maybe it escaped your attention.  Shit, even if you took all