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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2021 Season
Oh my goodness, wan’t that just divine? Lots of good games, lots of interesting strategy – and of course, surprises. Always with the surprises,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
This is going to be very succint. Eh, it is what it is. Let me first congratulate my translator, and the rest of the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sabado, #NuAIDS Season
I hope all y’all are well, and staying sane-ish. [Why give up on madness now, when it’s brought me this far?] Saturday gave us…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, Bitches!, #NuAIDS Season
Hey, y’all. Who out there is depressed as fuck, knowing that our FITBAW heroine tapers off now, week by week, until it becomes an…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, #NuAIDS Season
What a week, if one likes entropy. And since you’re here, you most certainly do! But first, a tip of the cap for the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, #NuAIDS Season
Did y’all have a most lovely and festive Plaguemas weekend? I surely do hope so. [Closed captions for the Hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, #NuAIDS Season
Welcome to a pretty bleak Week 15 recap. I guess the fraudulent Irish (but National Fanbase!!1111) making the JV playoffs wasn’t quite enough to…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, #NuAIDS Season
It’s Festive Fixtures time o’ year, when the Premiership plays seemingly every day, and we get Sabado NFL (Donks AND Black Panthers next week…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, #NuAIDS Season
Greetings and salutations, Imaginary Friends! I hope all of you got that fantasy playoffs-calibre performance (or strategic fuckups elsewhere) that y’all needed. To that…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, #NuAIDS Season
Is there anything worse than facing the Monday after a holiday weekend? I think not, but 2020 has taught us all that it can always…