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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2021 Season
You know what is great in life? Naps. OK, and cats. Cats also LOVE it when you abide by their schedule and nap during…
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Mini-Hippo Wild Card Thoughts
Good morning, fellow dick joke enthusiasts. You may have noticed that Super-Duper-Mega Wild Card Bitches! weekend began yesterday. Two FITBAW games on the docket…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2021 Season.
Yes, Mr. Potamus gets bumped this week. Because 2021 season playoff history will be HER-story too! Damn, was that ever some valiant shit, or what? …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2021 Season
There were too many fixtures crammed into this singular day. I liked the spreading out. So many #WhitePplProblems up in this muthafucka. Look, I am…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2021 Season
I hope everyone enjoyed their time with family this weekend. And by family, of course I mean FITBAW! If we learned nothing else in…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2021 Season
December is a Glorious month for FITBAW, even with #TransformerNuAIDS trying to shit in the punch bowl. The Shield’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2021 Season
Man, is Scotchy’s banner quote about the Clapton-ish window ever…evergreen. At least with respect to the early games. One keeps thinking “it can’t get…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2021 Season
Oh my cats, apologies to yeah right. That had to be brutal to watch. Because the walk-off winner today belonged to…Baby Buster and the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2021 Season
Welcome to the year’s most depressing of Mondays! A strange JV Saturday presaged some oddball stuff at the varsity level. And I guess we…
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2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday. We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions…
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