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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2022 Season
Things happened yesterday. Let’s discuss some of them! Remember how competent Matty Ice was last week? Well, fucking forget it. Don T’s Suddenly Quite Perky…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2022 Season
Holy bananacakes, even if you expect the unexpected…Sunday was quite the surprise. And mostly in a good/fun way, for once! At 1-4 and staring…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2022 Season
So, what did everyone think? Seems like the day really peaked early (apparently Q-aaron had a bitchy little fit in the locker room, even),…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2022 Season
The first two weeks of an NFL season always seem kind of random to me (even if 2022 has taken that to a way…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2022 Season
One might have imagined a reversion to normalcy, after a chaotic-as-fuck Week One. One would be wrong. Better type this shit up before my…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2022 Season
Holy mother of fuck, do I ever love football. Even if this most glorious 9/11 opening slate broke my brain. Which it most certainly…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – 2021 Season Finale
Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace. A great game to end an incredible playoffs, ruined on the final Los Angeles drive. Let ’em play…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Setting the Owl, 2021 Season
Yes, at long lost, the AFC and NFC have set their champions. 4 seed against 4 seed. Deliver us from emptiness, oh Great Sportsball…
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Instant Hippo Mind-Go-Splodey
What the absolute fuck am I supposed to say about THAT?? I guess one could say we saw ONE guy break an all-time record. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Sabado el Divisional Round
Holy shit, what do you say about The Game That Had Everything? OK, Homer – maybe not Morganna the Kissing Bandit or the return…