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King Hippo - October 16, 2023October 15, 2023

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Well, looky-loo.  We have waded one-third of the way through the regular season.  With one turd of a Week 6 slate. Closing out this year's London series, you had Ratbirds and Tits - seemingly a pretty interesting matchup.  You know, on paper.  In reality, Balmer ran out to an 18-3 halftime lead,

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King Hippo - October 9, 2023October 8, 2023

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What a time to be alive, eh?  Some things happened yesterday, and here is what I discrened about a subset of said things. We get a near-perfect lineup, in terms of spacing.  1-6-4-1, with each "1" being intriguing enough to serve as a stand-alone option.  But with the NFL, every matchup/window

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King Hippo - October 2, 2023October 2, 2023

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Don't you just love the MANDATORY 14-hour marathon watches?  I sure does.  But shiiiiiit fahr, is it difficult to remember enough about it all for recap purposes. Execpt that Denver won, thanks to some remarkably dumb Q4 play from the otherwise career-day-throwing Strawberry Fields.  That really was...a game that happened.  A

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King Hippo - September 25, 2023September 24, 2023

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DonT sent the banner pic earlier this week.  You can't read the caption because it's that kind of timeline - but it sagely reads: When you're dead inside and sick of life but at least there are cats. As you may have noticed, despite a very good overall performance from the much-shat-upon Charmslinger...the

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King Hippo - September 11, 2023September 10, 2023

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Did you enjoy the FITBAW?  I know you ain't a Donks supporter, then.  Nah, I still was content to watch the highest of all human endeavoUrs, for 10+ hours.  Beats a kick in the head, that's for sure. Maybe we make too much of Purdy Mouth's health scare and/or arm strength. 

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King Hippo - February 13, 2023February 12, 2023

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This was a really, REALLY good game of football.  Jalen Hurts played his ass off.  As DonT noted, Toradol turned Mahomes around while Rihanna did her cat-in-heat screechings. I really, REALLY would have liked to see how that untainted game ends.  With the Chefs up 3, Hurts a buck-forty-five and one

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King Hippo - January 30, 2023January 29, 2023

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It took me all late game to figure it out, but finally it hit like a bolt out of the blue.  Big Narrative wanted Andy Reid to face the Iggles.  So obvious in retrospect, but I guess I dumbly thought Burrow and the 'KRP crew were an excellent story, and would

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King Hippo - January 23, 2023January 22, 2023

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I suppose nothing qualified as bananacakes, but hey - except for the Saturday late show, it was compelling viewing.  At least for me. Good news for Kansas City - y'all get to host the AFC Title match after all!  Bad news, you might have to start Chad Henne.  Good luck finding

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King Hippo - January 16, 2023January 15, 2023

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Oh my cats, did we ever see some shit, y'all.  Credit to sharky for finding this perfect banner pic, to summarize Saturday night. Can't complain about 5-for-5 entertaining games this opening weekend.  Hopefully, that ball keeps on rolling. We opened Sunday with Brokeback's Bills, seemingly ready to skullfuck the LOLfins' practice squad. 

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King Hippo - January 9, 2023January 9, 2023

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Macro level, this has been a very entertaining season.  Hard to predict, which is good for the soul, taking our minds away from the crushing drudgery of everyday life. Special shout out to the Jaguras and Tits, who fought their asses off Saturday night.  This Surly Duff is for y'all. Speaking of

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King Hippo - January 2, 2023January 1, 2023

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Far be it from me to curse things while not every NYE hangover is yet even lifted...what am I saying, that is EXACTLY on brand for me.  Everything is totally fucking fucked.  Eat a dick, 2023. We won't speak any details of the Black Panthers cowardly surrender to The Man.  Conduct