Tag: Hippo Thoughts

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, #NuAIDS Season

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Is there anything worse than facing the Monday after a holiday weekend?  I think not, but 2020 has taught us all that it can always get worse. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding]. Speaking of getting worse, NYG played away

Instant Hippo Thoughts/Mini-JV Preview – Afrikan-American Friday, #NuAIDS Season

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Hey howdy, y'all.  Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should.  Let's talk some FITBAW!! Sparta Prague completed Celtic's utter humiliation, bouncing them from the NIT Shempions League.  Two late goals bloated the scoreline all the way to 4-1.  Ouchy the fook ouch!  Celtic are fuckweasels, plus

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, #NuAIDS Season

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Hey howdy, y'all.  Did you enjoy a fine Fall weekend, filled with FITBAW and as little movement as humanly possible?  Sorry for the humble brag. [Closed captions for the Hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Reverend E. Mayhem presiding.] I hope you didn't need any real details on the

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, #NuAIDS Season

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I preface this week's column by noting that any day that includes the Redshite losing 7-2 to freaking Villa??  Can't be a bad day.  I was also coming off a nice 14 hours of Saturday night sleep. [Closed captioning for the hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Reverend E. Mayhem presiding.

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, #NuAIDS Season

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Week 2 was The One Where Everyone Died. Week 3 was The One Where Everyone Derped. [Closed captions for the hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding] Did you ever wonder what that Most Evil Superb Owl [Falcons-P*triots] would be like, if only a series of ridiculous

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Superb Owl (2019 Season)

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Yes, Steve Atwater gets the banner pic.  He fucking earned it.  The Smiling Assassin was a childhood hero, and remains a damned fine human being.  Another thing to celebrate in this damned fine season of FITBAW. Of course, there was the little matter of Sunday night's game.  Fat Andy v. Baby

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday (2019 Season)

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Oh, holiest of holy days.  The last pure FITBAW day on the calendar (the Superb Owl is MOAR a sports-themed event than anything, plus only one game).  I hope everyone reverently enjoyed and appreciated it. Tit Men and Chefs always felt like a great matchup, and Q1 certainly lived up to