Hey, y'all. Who out there is depressed as fuck, knowing that our FITBAW heroine tapers off now, week by week, until it becomes an agonizing, 7-8 month wait? I sure know I am feeling it. [Closed captioning...ah fuck, you know the deal by now. Reverend Mayhem is responsible for the drivel
Tag: Hippo Thoughts
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, #NuAIDS Season
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, #NuAIDS Season
Did y'all have a most lovely and festive Plaguemas weekend? I surely do hope so. [Closed captions for the Hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding] One also hopes that Son de Clem's Prison Girlfriend [Trevo(u)r Lawrence) didn't have Noo Yawk on his mind. [Only as
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, #NuAIDS Season
Welcome to a pretty bleak Week 15 recap. I guess the fraudulent Irish (but National Fanbase!!1111) making the JV playoffs wasn't quite enough to serve The Narrative. Yes, that's right. Atlanta had MRSA Dreamboat dead to rights (17-0, 24-7) yet again, and decided to take the 2nd half off. Announcers and
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, #NuAIDS Season
It's Festive Fixtures time o' year, when the Premiership plays seemingly every day, and we get Sabado NFL (Donks AND Black Panthers next week WOO!!!!). But no matter whether one worships Sha'nkhor, Shan'khor, or even Shank'hor [Official Church Doctrine is Shan'klor- bloody schismatic wars have been fought over less] you
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, #NuAIDS Season
Greetings and salutations, Imaginary Friends! I hope all of you got that fantasy playoffs-calibre performance (or strategic fuckups elsewhere) that y'all needed. To that end - God bless Taysom Hill! Though I wasn't super happy with his "empty hand" Q4 fumble (which Sherman's Ashes almost turned into a manic comeback) -
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, #NuAIDS Season
Is there anything worse than facing the Monday after a holiday weekend? I think not, but 2020 has taught us all that it can always get worse. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding]. Speaking of getting worse, NYG played away
Instant Hippo Thoughts/Mini-JV Preview – Afrikan-American Friday, #NuAIDS Season
Hey howdy, y'all. Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should. Let's talk some FITBAW!! Sparta Prague completed Celtic's utter humiliation, bouncing them from the NIT Shempions League. Two late goals bloated the scoreline all the way to 4-1. Ouchy the fook ouch! Celtic are fuckweasels, plus
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, #NuAIDS Season
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, #NuAIDS Season
Hey howdy, y'all. Did you enjoy a fine Fall weekend, filled with FITBAW and as little movement as humanly possible? Sorry for the humble brag. [Closed captions for the Hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Reverend E. Mayhem presiding.] I hope you didn't need any real details on the
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, #NuAIDS Season
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, #NuAIDS Season
I preface this week's column by noting that any day that includes the Redshite losing 7-2 to freaking Villa?? Can't be a bad day. I was also coming off a nice 14 hours of Saturday night sleep. [Closed captioning for the hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Reverend E. Mayhem presiding.