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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Loop Year

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As all of you know...okay, as anyone who has joined us for a session of Request Line knows...ahem, as anyone who actually reads the intros to Request Line knows... [looks around, sees a bunch of confused faces] Okay, let's start over. Two seasons ago I used Request Line as a vehicle to explore

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Habemus Papem!!

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Gutentag drones. We've got a draft based on current events for you today.  For the first time in tries the Cardinals got one right and finally named an American as Pope! We'll just ignore his Peruvian citizenship, the fact that he seems to have spent at least half his life living outside

Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Big Intro!

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Guten Tag, Drones. Taking a break from attempting to remove rodents from various pieces of water-sports (points at Balls:  not one word) equipment and watching Hellesuck destroy any hopes and dreams Litre might once have had to put together this morning's work week distraction. Seriously, Hellebuyck, suck more why don't you? Today's topic

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Trickeration!

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Guten Tag, Drones.   It's 12:38 am as I write this, because I forgot all about this until now.  And I wouldn't be awake right now if the Edmonton Oilers hadn't just scored the tying goal with about 20 seconds left in the third period, thereby requiring me to stay awake just

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Goon This Up

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I'll be honest, this draft may have some limited appeal and we'll probably wind up talking amongst ourselves before we run out of picks, but I wanted to use that featured image and I've been watching more hockey than usual lately, so you will get the draft you get and

Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Well That Sucked

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Guten Tag, drones. I just remembered about Monday and Mock Drafts and such while sitting in front of my computer in stunned silence as the UConn Hockey Team Made Up As Individuals Identifying As Male lost in OT of the NCAA play-offs, with a chance to go to their very first