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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Trickeration!
Guten Tag, Drones. It’s 12:38 am as I write this, because I forgot all about this until now. And I wouldn’t be awake…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Goon This Up
I’ll be honest, this draft may have some limited appeal and we’ll probably wind up talking amongst ourselves before we run out of picks,…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Well That Sucked
Guten Tag, drones. I just remembered about Monday and Mock Drafts and such while sitting in front of my computer in stunned silence as…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Are You Really Gonna Wear That?
Guten Tag, people, and Happy St. Patrick’s Day. This post has nothing to do with Ireland or the Irish. I’ve been busy today trying…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: What The F*ck Is That Thing!?!?
Good morning people. I assume it’s a good morning for some of you anyway. Me, I’ll still be rolling into Daylight Savings Time, which…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Looks Like I Won’t Be The Only Thing Not Aging Well This Week!
Greetings to you all, but this week especially to those of us of a certain age, specifically those of us who had our formative…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: One Hit Wonders
No, we’re not doing musical one-hit numbers. That’s Request Line territory, and has probably already done. Nope, today you’re drafting athletic one-hit wonders. Guys,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Order Up!
I don’t remember my maternal Grandmother ever cooking. She must have, because she raised 5 kids and none of them starved before reaching adulthood.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shut Up Already
Good morning drones. As you read this I’m probably off on a week’s vacation, heading north to Montreal, possibly Quebec, and definitely some breweries…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Wait, Don’t Spoil It For Me!
Guten Tag, degenerates. It’s another Monday morning, which means another mock draft. This week I was scrolling through some old drafts, waiting for inspiration…