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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Looks Like I Won’t Be The Only Thing Not Aging Well This Week!
Greetings to you all, but this week especially to those of us of a certain age, specifically those of us who had our formative…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: One Hit Wonders
No, we’re not doing musical one-hit numbers. That’s Request Line territory, and has probably already done. Nope, today you’re drafting athletic one-hit wonders. Guys,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Order Up!
I don’t remember my maternal Grandmother ever cooking. She must have, because she raised 5 kids and none of them starved before reaching adulthood.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shut Up Already
Good morning drones. As you read this I’m probably off on a week’s vacation, heading north to Montreal, possibly Quebec, and definitely some breweries…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Wait, Don’t Spoil It For Me!
Guten Tag, degenerates. It’s another Monday morning, which means another mock draft. This week I was scrolling through some old drafts, waiting for inspiration…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Don’t Get Board
Inspired by some controversy in last week’s draft about movies based on disasters, this week we’re going to be drafting board games. The rules…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Jesus, What A Disaster
Good Monday morning, drones. This weekend we had to go away for a funeral. The funeral itself was fine, as were the after…parties(?), no,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Boots (Literally) On The Ground Edition
Greetings fellow denizens of the internet. I am writing this from the glorious metropolis that is Millinocket, ME. I’m sure it was something before…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn’t working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: What’s HE Doing Here?
Good Monday Morning folks. As I write this on Sunday night I am exhausted, having spent most of the day outside either on a…