Your “Everything’s Fine!” Evening Open Thread

So, unless someone figures out a way to upend the flawed process that exists, it's going to be Bernie, huh? Good luck with that. In other news, let's again all rejoice at the fact that the Leafs lost to their AHL zamboni driver. https://twitter.com/Canes/status/1231423595735396354 Here's the contract he had to sign. He got $500

Your “Check To See Who Poured Your Nog” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFJ7ie_yGU Some of Montalbán's finest, non-Khan work. If people turn on "Fairytale of New York", https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8 then I ... oh goddammit! Tonight's sports: NHL: Leafs at Bruins - 7:00PM | CBC / Sportsnet (seriously, both? FUCK THE LEAFS!) Pens at Sens - 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City Predatros at Flames - 10:00PM | CBC