Your 2017 Stihlers Bye Week Report

ballsofsteelandfury - November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

Thought you were done with me, huh? Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update on where they are this season. Also, because it's me, you get it in homophonic pictorial form. Okay, let's start. I originally said that this season would hinge on

Your “Money Is Burnin’ A Hole In Your Pocket” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 14, 2017October 14, 2017

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I hope you are enjoying your weekend. If we can get through it without WWIII starting, I think that'll be the true victory. And that's talk I haven't used since Reagan unveiled the SDI. Took the doggies to a Bernese Mountain Dog get-together at a lake east of town today. I think

Your Even More Hastily Put Together 2017 MLB Recap and Postseason Preview

Senor Weaselo - October 3, 2017October 2, 2017

Yes, I know, I know, it's football season and therefore nothing else matters, and you don't see the Canadian Commentist Contingent doing a hockey post for tomorrow (to my knowledge…), but the least I can do is see this through, right? First question, how did I do? AL East Preseason picks: BOS, TOR,

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - September 13, 2017September 13, 2017

This: So, you may have heard the news that the Zodiac Killer or someone on his staff "liked" a tweet from @SexuallPosts which contained a porn video. I, your intrepid investigative reporter, tracked down the video and watched the whole thing. You may have.... Questions. 1- Is it a rhetorical question to ask

BFC’s Fantasy Sleepers

Photo Credit: http://dirtywatermedia.com/the-dwn-fantasy-football-guru-dream-sleepers/

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 25, 2017August 23, 2017

THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! YAAAAAAAAAAY! And with it, fantasy football also starts in earnest. Our very own TrollSoHardUniversity has been tackling fantasy and legal questions like Joe Mixon takes down restaurant patrons, and he will continue to do that throughout the season, until he gets bored, sued, or until Cuntler

Your “What Day Is It Today?” Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 5, 2017August 5, 2017

This whole week, I haven't know what day it was. Two days ago, I got home from work and said to Lady BFC "man, it feels like a Thursday, and it's only Tuesday." Turns out :SPOILER ALERT: it WAS Thursday. Fuck. And it doesn't help that we had a preseason

BONUS 25 Questions About…

25 Questions

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

The HALL OF FAME GAME! Balls already banged out this week's edition of 25 Questions About... but this is a special BONUS edition since the Hall of Fame Game is today, it rhymes, it usually sucks, but at least it's football! Stand by for cromulent musings on the game itself from

Chicago Bears 1967 Season Preview

DFO Archives

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017

Well, sports fans, last season was quite a disappointment for the Chicago Major League Baseball club's big brothers, as they plodded their way to a 5-7-2 record, finishing a dismal 5th place in the NFL West despite nearly scoring that magical number of 17 points per game. They even lost

Baking with Litre II

litre_cola - July 8, 2017July 8, 2017

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This is round 2 for baking posts on a Saturday morning with what to make when you are about to get stoned, or are stoned, or want to get stoned. Or just like some damn good dessert! Note - I have a medical card for a back injury so this is

4th of July Weekend NFL Player PSAs

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 3, 2017July 2, 2017

Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to make you have to work tomorrow. As you may have read elsewhere on the internets, the king of 4th of July celebrations put out a public service

Baking with Litre I

litre_cola - June 17, 2017

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Hi there commentists, there was some discussion for an article on how I cook my edibles so to start your Saturday morning here is baking with Litre. Note - I have a medical card for a back injury so this is all legal on my end. Hell, the only way you

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - June 2, 2017June 1, 2017

This fucking masterpiece of writing: The Secret O Segredo No, I'm not talking about Oprah's bullshit book that millions of clueless housewives bought thinking they could fucking think their way to being thin and rich and beautiful. Fuck that shit. I'm talking about an article that Don T turned me on to through the