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2018 NFL Free Agent Round-Up

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 2, 2018March 2, 2018
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Banner image via Kingman County News Folks we are less than two weeks from the start of Free Agency, and while the NFL doesn't have a "hot stove", it most certainly has a hot cauldron of lust.  Or something. Errybody's got lists of top NFL free agents, but as our own yeahright has

23 Days Until The Draft!

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laserguru - April 5, 2016April 5, 2016
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It's coming. It's creeping a little bit closer. The NFL draft is only 23 days away. Hell, new coaches were allowed to meet with their teams starting this week. Offseason strength and conditioning programs are being installed and OTAs are approaching soon. But we all know the big shiny shitshow

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