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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And So It Goes

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Senor Weaselo - December 31, 2025December 31, 2025
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Another year down. Good riddance. I'll be honest, there wasn't a lot of good from this year for me. I think of what was almost lost. Padre Weaselo had a heart attack back in March, as we know. He had to return to the hospital last week because his heart meds

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In the Bleak Midwinter

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Senor Weaselo - December 24, 2025December 24, 2025
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When the thunder rumbles, Now the age of Gold is dead. And the dreams we've clung to, trying to stay young, Have left us parched and old instead. When my courage crumbles, When I feel confused and frail, When my spirit falters, on decaying altars, And my illusions fail. I go on right then. I go on again. I go

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Beerguyrob - July 24, 2017July 24, 2017
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NFL News: Based on his gradual recovery from shoulder surgery, Andrew Luck will start camp on the PUP list. more time foar gravy! Also PUP'd - Teddy Bridgewater. He is expected to be on it to start the season, which means he'll automatically miss the first 6 games. Honestly, I

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