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Beerguyrob - June 21, 2021June 21, 2021
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Sports Nuggets: Fun times for the NCAA today, as SCOTUS ruled 9-0 against them in enforcing certain rules limiting the education-related benefits. The Supreme Court upheld previous rulings on the "NCAA v. Alston" case, which states that the organization "can no longer bar colleges from providing athletes with education-related benefits

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: C. L. Blood

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The Maestro - April 15, 2021April 13, 2021
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Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! The US is ripping through vaccines these days! It's been booming business at vaccine clinics across the country, and I've been seeing lineups around the block - even outside my own personal mobile clinic I've been

Your “Barren Like Jennifer Aniston” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 8, 2019July 8, 2019
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NFL Nuggets: Tedy Bruschi is recovering from a stroke last week. He posted Monday that he started feeling symptoms on Thursday, July 4: Around 10:30am on July 4th I lost use of my left arm. I then tried to speak and realized I was slurring my speech. As I turned

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