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Your “How ‘Bout A Change Of Pace?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 28, 2019February 28, 2019
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NFL Noise: Demaryius Thomas has been arrested for vehicular assault. He was the driver in a single-vehicle, rollover accident where a passenger was hurt. Under Colorado law, “vehicular assault” occurs when a person drives recklessly or under the influence of alcohol and the driving causes serious bodily injury to another

Your “Losing Money I Never Had & Wasn’t Mine SUCKS!” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 14, 2019January 14, 2019
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NFL News: In a rare bit of Cardinals good news, Larry Fitzgerald is going to take time & decide on coming back. If he does come back & play under Kliff Kingsbury, it'll be Fitty's 16th season & delay his Hall of Fame induction until 2024. Jim Caldwell is going

Your “I Hear Vinny Testaverde Ain’t Busy” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - December 5, 2018December 5, 2018
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NFL News: Well, let's look at the Green Bay rumour mill: Bruce Arians - not interested. A disappointment to those in rural Wisconsin looking forward to possible Arian supremacy. Josh McDaniels - flattered to be considered, but not interested. According to Robert Kraft, who's not going through that again. Jim

Your “Making Something Out Of Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 24, 2018April 24, 2018
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It's very quiet, what with everyone travelling to Dallas & not wanting to tip hands ahead of Thursday night. NFL News: The John Lynch standard: don't hit women. As opposed to the "see if they're cops first" maxim followed by his teammate Warren Sapp. Trying not to interfere in the case,

Your “Maybe That’s Why The Chargers Left?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 21, 2018March 21, 2018
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NFL News: The Bill Simmons Media Group has lost its president due to sexual harassment claims. Eric Weinberger, a former executive at NFL Network, has been accused of sending “several nude pictures of himself and sexually explicit texts” to Jami Cantor, who is currently suing the Network. It's unclear if this is

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