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Your “And In The Distance, A Light Flickered…” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 1, 2020July 30, 2020
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Shh... Listen - in the distance... It's faint right now, but familiar. It's a comforting sound, one that brings to mind hope, and glory. But also pain. The heartache of allowing yourself to be vulnerable. To wanting something you know you can't have. Yet, you must. You need to feel alive. And this will

Your “Faint Lights On The Horizon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 26, 2020May 26, 2020
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NFL Notes: Dolphins ownership is planning on a 2020 season. Owner Stephen Ross said he expects there to be a 2020 season, but "The real question is: Will there be fans in the stadiums?" According to nfl.com's Nick Shook, there seems to be a growing sense among owners that a

Your “Score What [You] Need And Go Pick A Girl Up” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 9, 2018June 8, 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI_gT63-w-g By the time this post comes live, they'll be into hour 3 of the Belmont pre-race coverage. So there'll be plenty of time to still get your bets in. HAIL GAMBLOR! Tonight's sports: Horse racing: The Belmont - 4:00PM | NBC AHL: 2018 Calder Cup Finals: Marlies vs. Stars - Game

Your “In The Most Delightful Way” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 22, 2018May 22, 2018
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Hi all. After a welcome three-day holiday weekend away from the #content mines, I'm ready to return you to the cromulence of my banality. I golfed & drank on Saturday & saw Deadpool 2 & drank on Monday; in betwixt, I soberly crammed in family time with the extendeds. Thanks

Your “Maybe Lock The Doors” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 9, 2018May 9, 2018
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NFL News: Here's a good thing: police recovered most of Roquan Smith's stolen property & arrested an individual. The only object missing from the above trove: his Bears iPad. On an unrelated note, not all NE Patriots trainers have been accounted for. Here's an "ugh, really?" thing: Mark Ingram is

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