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ballsofsteelandfury - December 31, 2025December 31, 2025
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This map: What is this map, you say? Allow me to explain. This map was shared by Son of Spam in the back room. He created it using a site called "Where I'd Live" and it reflects his personal choices as to where he would live in these United States I thought

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 30, 2024December 29, 2024
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BUTT PILLOWS. YES, THEY ARE! Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. Zymm, of all people, posted the image below: Screenshot_20241228-160857~2.png I was, naturally, curious. I looked up the Buttress Pillow website and went down a rabbit hole that allowed me to miss the bulk of the Saturday games. I posted some

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 14, 2024June 13, 2024
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SEX DOLL DILDO CATALOGS. Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. As we have mentioned in the past, we get a lot of random emails at DFO HQ. Some are from dumb German law firms, some are from websites looking to "collaborate" in some weird unspecified manner, and some

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 23, 2022November 23, 2022
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Banner Image Credit: Shower Door Experts (not a Balls fantasy lead in) Hey!  You down there!  What day is it?  What's that?  It's Wednesday?  And you've been drinking all day watching soccer?  Why must all these Canadians keep walking past my house? Actually, I'm not at my house. You know why? Because

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ballsofsteelandfury - August 4, 2021July 31, 2021
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The Ghana Skateboarding commercial has been getting shown on the NBC Sports App whenever I've been watching Olympic events on it. For those of you that have not seen it, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPa1efitpsA There is also a 2 minute version that adds more backstory to some of the characters.

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 4, 2021January 1, 2021
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This intriguing picture that was posted by Unsurprised on the Sexy Friday post on Friday evening: There is a lot going on here. After I cleaned up, I spent a long time analyzing this picture, for your benefit. As always, I have some questions... Was this taken this year?Why doesn't the hat

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ballsofsteelandfury - August 11, 2020August 9, 2020
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This amazing picture that was posted on Sharkbait's Limoncello post on Friday morning: There is a lot going on here. Of course, this picture was posted by Moose (who else?), but it was actually in response to a comment by Son Of Spam where he mentioned how much I like all

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ballsofsteelandfury - July 1, 2020June 27, 2020
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This magnificent piece of brilliance: Thanks to Senor Weaselo's posts, I am ALL IN on Marble Racing. My chosen team, Balls of Chaos, seem to be the St. Kilda Saints of the marble world. Those of you familiar with the AFL know exactly what I'm talking about. Let me first

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ballsofsteelandfury - March 23, 2020March 21, 2020
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This picture I was masturbating to thinking about this picture that Unsurprised posted in the Saturday Open Thread as I was watching my Psych marathon that I have been telling you about in my weekly posts. I quickly zoomed in on certain things about this picture in the typical Shawn Spencer

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