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This intriguing picture that was posted by Unsurprised on the Sexy Friday post on Friday evening:
There is a lot going on here.
After I cleaned up, I spent a long time analyzing this picture, for your benefit. As always, I have some questions…
- Was this taken this year?
- Why doesn’t the hat have a year on it?
- Don’t all Happy New Year hats have the year printed on them?
- Isn’t that the rule?
- Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?
- Will that movie ever get old?
- If you sucked Tara Reid’s toe, how many diseases do you think you would get?
- Sexy Rexy would pay that $1000 easy, wouldn’t he?
- Is there a secret anti-foot-fetish cabal in the NFL that’s preventing Rex Ryan from getting another coaching job?
- Or is he much happier just doing things like this and getting paid big time?
- Do you think Rex is complaining that her toes aren’t visible?
- Isn’t that pretty much the dictionary definition of “more than a handful”?
- What is that black shit on her arm?
- Is that the table they were doing black tar heroin off of or is it the floor?
- It’s kinda nasty if it’s the floor, isn’t it?
- Whether it’s the floor or a table, it’s fairly obvious she’s having sex, right?
- Given her facial expression, do you think her lover just gave her a surprise?
- Like they were playing sexual Mad Libs and it read “Stick (body part) into (body part)”?
- How annoying would it be if you had a partner that went with safe body parts like elbow and arm?
- How do you stick your elbow into your arm?
- Isn’t it already stuck in there?
- Are you surprised I haven’t mentioned anal sex yet?
- Cause it’s pretty obvious that’s what’s happening here, isn’t it?
- Isn’t she thinking, “Oh, I didn’t expect that, but ok”?
- Is that why I like to call analingus the Spanish Inquisition?
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