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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: So Did the World End Yet?

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Senor Weaselo - September 24, 2025September 24, 2025
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…No? Damn it, well why the fuck not? Guess nobody’s holy enough to get Raptured. I mean yeah, we’re still here but that was expected. But I guess Agent Orange wasn’t enough of a holy man while *checks notes* he got mad at something his own videographer accidentally did, then said

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “So, how was Boston, Senor?”

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Senor Weaselo - June 5, 2024June 5, 2024
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It was nice, thanks for asking. As much as one would say that there's nothing like getting dressed up to get drunk (specifically, Hermana Weaselo and one of my coworkers), it's also nice to be at an event that has no alcohol in it altogether, and the roast beef tea

Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)

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Senor Weaselo - June 26, 2021June 25, 2021
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Yes, I'm sure that by the time this posts it'll be old news, but they dropped the uniforms for this year's All-Star Game (originally in Atlanta but moved to Denver because Georgia doesn't want to let those people vote, and by those people we mean people who normally vote Democratic

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