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Not Stuck, Just Tightly Comfortable – Monday Open Thread

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Don T - March 7, 2022March 7, 2022
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I must have been in a morose daze these last coupla weeks because I failed to realize that the pandemic ended. The NFL dropped all Covid protocols, and mask mandates are on the outs seemingly everywhere (source: seemingly, K?). Here in Puerto Rico, where we’ve had strict measures since 03/20, it

Horatio’s DFO 2020 Will Never End Mock Draft 2.0 And Open Thread

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Horatio Cornblower - April 23, 2020April 23, 2020
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Greetings, fellow shut-ins.  We like to use the term 'shut-ins' around here to mock our propensity for staying indoors on our various devices while talking about football, lesser football, boobs, butts, and why Trump sucks, but in truth these days we are all, with the rest of the world, literal

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