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Crossing Streams – DFO’s Donks (Woo?) Homers Discuss Sean Payton

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King Hippo - February 4, 2023February 3, 2023
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Good Saturday evening, all y'all.  Just because we are in the sportsball desert does not mean there ain't no sportsball NOOZ!  Facing a two strike (Ryans, Harbaugh) count, the Wal-Mart + Condi braintrust decided to go "all in" with the former Saints coach.  A discussion on our homer-ish feelings follows. KH: First

Your “Shoulda Been You, Brady” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 12, 2021April 12, 2021
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New week; new server. Let's see how it goes. NFL Nuggets: Julian Edelman packed it in today, minutes after his release by the Patriots. He failed a physical on his knee, and didn't want to bother trying to sign somewhere else and having to learn, say, the Bengals Way, But it

The Aints are not marching because that would require a ground game – Saints 2016 Preview

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Duchess - September 5, 2016September 5, 2016
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Pop Quiz Hot Shot Name one player on the New Orleans Saints not named Drew Brees? Yeah, I cannot do that either, and I am looking at the roster right now. On second thought this might have more to do with the fact that I cannot read. What do you need to know

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