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Your “TWO Tiebreakers?!?” Monday Afternoon Open Thread
The baseball regular season is over and we have our ten teams playing in the postseason. And the American League is nice and cut…
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BattleBots Beat: Drawing the Queen of Diamonds
Sorry. Had to make it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=977oExzDh50 Welcome back to the Beat, and welcome back from the break! Everything’s all caught up now, Shark Week…
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Inferno (Or, Your 2017 Browns Preview)
O, speak to me, o Muse! Please take my mind And offer me assistance for this tale. Through you, I hope to join ven’rable…
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And now, a message from King Roger I
♫ set to the music of “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport’s not a price that…